I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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