This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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