does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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