Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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