I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
