idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My vagina is very pro this idea
This toilet bowl is my home.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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