remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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