I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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