It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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