i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
tonight lets celebrate not being married
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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