Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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