Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
