Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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