there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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