Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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