Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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