I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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