shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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