wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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