I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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