Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm having to shit out rocks
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