I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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