So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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