His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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