in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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