Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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