are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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