Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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