people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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