i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
