Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Farmville is her only friend.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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