i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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