If that was your dad, he is hot
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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