just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Randomize
