In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Shame is for Republicans.
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