Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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