I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I understand Curling. That high.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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