I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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