This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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