im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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