Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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