Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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