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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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