I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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