we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You don't make any sense
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