hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Hippo gnu deer
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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