I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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