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(410): View more from Maryland

This is evicking siegelnvs

(443): View more from Maryland

Im sorry?

(410): View more from Maryland

This is fucking ridiculous*

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.

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(314): View more from Missouri

What happened to the watermelon?

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You fucked it.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?

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(917): View more from New York City

On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.

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(904): View more from Florida

I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?

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