I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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