he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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